The Mental Patient
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"It's just for a few months, then I'll be back"
"Relax, you guys just have to take care of her and the house while I'm gone"
"Just read the book I gave you guys if you have any trouble!"
"Thank you so much!"
Grinning in relief, she ran out the door with her luggage and plane ticket.
"Bye now!"
And with that, the door slammed shut right in their faces.
The 12 boys looked amongst each other, perplexed at her attitude that was clearly looked as if she was trying to run away. But that was just plain idiocy. Why would she run away from her own sister?
"Are you guys the ghost busters?"
A group of 12 boys somehow in sometime of their life were acquainted with a girl who they fell hopelessly in love with due to the fact that she happened to be the most beautiful creature they'd ever seen with their very eyes.
And so, the rivalry began, and lasted for a total of 8 wasted years. Any lad may ask, why end this god forsaken competition to pursue her when they've already wasted 8 years making no progress at all? Well, the answer to that slapped them right in their butts on her 28th birthday in May.
"Guys! I'm getting married!"
They just knew they had to end their rivalry as they witnessed the love birds talk ecstatically about their love lives, something the 12 of them yearned for. However, none of them had thought about ending their friendship. Soon, the wedding came along, and they just knew they had made the right choice.
But then, one fine day, the 12 of them discover that they've the duty to take care of her younger sister whom they have never known existed till that very day.
That is, till they found a certain yellow sticky note on her refrigerator.
Dear Kris, Luhan, Xiumin, Tao, Suho, Sehun, Chen, Kai, Lay, Baekhyun, Kyungsoo, and Chanyeol,
My husband is going on a business trip in Brooklyn, and I have to follow him to support him. I called you guys here because I forgot that I needed someone to take care of my little sister, Yuri. The usual caretaker was my neighbour. She's sick and in the hospital, so you guys can see why I need a replacement fast. Please take care of her, if you guys need help I left a book that'll help you in some cases. Yuri can get a little... wacky.
Be warned, she's a very smart and naughty girl.
Don't leave her alone. Ever.
I'm being serious here.
Thanks so much guys!
I love you all!
Love,
Yoona and Seunggi
Foreword
Summary: 12 boys in some point of their lives found themselves acquainted to a girl whom they instantaneously fell hopelessly in love with for 8 wasted years. They gave up on her but continued on their friendship when she suddenly decided to get married with a man who hadn't been amongst them. However, they never thought that they'd be summoned a year later, when she finds herself in need of their help. As she ventures to Brooklyn, the boys find themselves busy taking care of her mental little sister that they never knew existed. But what if the God of Love was giving them a sign? Could it be that they fell in love with the wrong Kwon? God be damned for setting them up with a mental patient.
Kwon Yuri
Said Mental Patient
Yuri's Nickname (for herself) : Rainbow Flamingo
Age Physically: 25
Age Mentally: 3
Undeniably Innocent Personalities: Undeniably cute, Undeniably attractive, Undeniably smart
Undeniably Evil Personalities: Undeniably evil, Undeniably rude, Undeniably mischievous, Undeniably naughty, Undeniably random, Undeniably in love with anime characters and Undeniably crazy
Kwon Yoona
Yuri's Nickname:
Blond Wannabe Princess
Queen Bee
Sunlight Thief
Sister of Said Mental Patient
Age Physically: 29
Age Mentally: 21
Personalities: Cute, Beautiful, Kind, Ambitious
EXO
Yuri's Nickname:
The Ghost-busters
ACDC
Village People (YMCA)
The group of 12 boys who stupidly wasted 8 years of their life just to compete in an unrequited love for a girl who was clearly out their league.
Kris Wu Yi Fan
"I'm free Mondays, so I'll take the Monday shift"
Yuri's Nickname:
Usui Takumi
Sir
Giraffe-Man
Wise-Lemon
Papa-Bear
Yuri's Papa
Age Physically: 29
Age Mentally: 40
Kim Joon Myeon (Suho)
"Sunday is my only day off"
Yuri's Nickname:
Mama-Bear
Boss-Man
Yuri's Mama
Age Physically: 28
Age Mentally: 90
Zhang Yi Xing (Lay)
"I don't mind coming twice a week, probably Tuesday and Thursday afternoons"
Yuri's Nickname:
Mr Potato Rival
Potato-Senpai (Senior in Japanese)
Yuri's Husband
Age Physically: 28
Age Mentally: 20
Oh Sehun
"I'll only come once a week, that is Wednesday"
Yuri's Nickname:
Collage
Truffles
Yuri's Victim
Age Physically: 26
Age Mentally: 18
Lu Han
"Fridays seem okay with me"
Yuri's Nickname:
Super-Peach
Yuri's Friend
Age Physically: 26
Age Mentally: 30
Byun Baekhyun
"Saturday, please. I need to recharge my energy for the Monday~"
Yuri's Nickname:
Mr Cuddles
Yuri's Cuddle Buddy
Age Physically: 27
Age Mentally: 14
Park Chanyeol
"I'll be on shift with Kris then, Monday"
Yuri's Nickname:
Baka-Chan
(Stupid-Chan)
Yuri's Pet
Age Physically: 27
Age Mentally: 21
Huang ZiTao
"Friday is fine with me"
Nickname:
Non-Racist-Guy
Yuri's Accomplice
Age Physically: 25
Age Mentally: 10
Kim Jong In (Kai)
"Sunday with Suho-hyung"
Yuri's Nickname:
-Kai
Madafa-Kai (Mother-er-Kai)
Yuri's Enemy
Age Physically: 26
Age Mentally: 23
Kim Jongdae Chen
"Tuesday seems to agree with me"
Yuri's Nickname:
Sailor Chen
Yuri's Counselor
Age Physically: 27
Age Mentally: 20
D.O Kyung-Soo
"I don't mind coming every morning since my shift is every night of the week. I'll cook her some breakfast and take care of her till 2:00 PM."
Yuri's Nickname:
Luigi
Yuri's Chef
Age Physically: 25
Age Mentally: 25
Kim Min Seok Xiumin
"I wanna play Call of Duty on Wednesday and Thursday!"
Yuri's Nickname:
Sergeant James (Call of Duty character)
Yuri's Buddy
Age Physically: 25
Age Mentally: 15
Calls of Duty Timetable:
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