The Mental Patient

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"It's just for a few months, then I'll be back"

 

"Relax, you guys just have to take care of her and the house while I'm gone"

 

"Just read the book I gave you guys if you have any trouble!"

 

"Thank you so much!"

 

Grinning in relief, she ran out the door with her luggage and plane ticket.

 

"Bye now!"

 

And with that, the door slammed shut right in their faces.

 

The 12 boys looked amongst each other, perplexed at her attitude that was clearly looked as if she was trying to run away. But that was just plain idiocy. Why would she run away from her own sister?

 

"Are you guys the ghost busters?"

 


A group of 12 boys somehow in sometime of their life were acquainted with a girl who they fell hopelessly in love with due to the fact that she happened to be the most beautiful creature they'd ever seen with their very eyes.

 

And so, the rivalry began, and lasted for a total of 8 wasted years. Any lad may ask, why end this god forsaken competition to pursue her when they've already wasted 8 years making no progress at all? Well, the answer to that slapped them right in their butts on her 28th birthday in May.

 

"Guys! I'm getting married!"

 

They just knew they had to end their rivalry as they witnessed the love birds talk ecstatically about their love lives, something the 12 of them yearned for. However, none of them had thought about ending their friendship. Soon, the wedding came along, and they just knew they had made the right choice.

 

But then, one fine day, the 12 of them discover that they've the duty to take care of her younger sister whom they have never known existed till that very day.

 

That is, till they found a certain yellow sticky note on her refrigerator.

 


Dear Kris, Luhan, Xiumin, Tao, Suho, Sehun, Chen, Kai, Lay, Baekhyun, Kyungsoo, and Chanyeol,

 

My husband is going on a business trip in Brooklyn, and I have to follow him to support him. I called you guys here because I forgot that I needed someone to take care of my little sister, Yuri. The usual caretaker was my neighbour. She's sick and in the hospital, so you guys can see why I need a replacement fast. Please take care of her, if you guys need help I left a book that'll help you in some cases. Yuri can get a little... wacky.

 

Be warned, she's a very smart and naughty girl.

 

Don't leave her alone. Ever.

 

I'm being serious here.

 

Thanks so much guys!

 

I love you all!

 

Love,

 

Yoona and Seunggi


 

 

Foreword

Summary: 12 boys in some point of their lives found themselves acquainted to a girl whom they instantaneously fell hopelessly in love with for 8 wasted years. They gave up on her but continued on their friendship when she suddenly decided to get married with a man who hadn't been amongst them. However, they never thought that they'd be summoned a year later, when she finds herself in need of their help. As she ventures to Brooklyn, the boys find themselves busy taking care of her mental little sister that they never knew existed. But what if the God of Love was giving them a sign? Could it be that they fell in love with the wrong Kwon? God be damned for setting them up with a mental patient.

Kwon Yuri

Said Mental Patient

Yuri's Nickname (for herself) : Rainbow Flamingo

Age Physically: 25

Age Mentally: 3

Undeniably Innocent Personalities: Undeniably cute, Undeniably attractive, Undeniably smart

Undeniably Evil Personalities: Undeniably evil, Undeniably rude, Undeniably mischievous, Undeniably naughty, Undeniably random, Undeniably in love with anime characters and Undeniably crazy


Kwon Yoona

Yuri's Nickname:

Blond Wannabe Princess

Queen Bee

Sunlight Thief

Sister of Said Mental Patient

Age Physically: 29

Age Mentally: 21

Personalities: Cute, Beautiful, Kind, Ambitious

 


EXO

Yuri's Nickname:

The Ghost-busters

ACDC

Village People (YMCA)

The group of 12 boys who stupidly wasted 8 years of their life just to compete in an unrequited love for a girl who was clearly out their league.

Kris Wu Yi Fan

"I'm free Mondays, so I'll take the Monday shift"

Yuri's Nickname:

Usui Takumi

Sir

Giraffe-Man

Wise-Lemon

Papa-Bear

Yuri's Papa

Age Physically: 29

Age Mentally: 40

Kim Joon Myeon (Suho)

"Sunday is my only day off"

Yuri's Nickname:

Mama-Bear

Boss-Man

Yuri's Mama

Age Physically: 28

Age Mentally: 90

Zhang Yi Xing (Lay)

"I don't mind coming twice a week, probably Tuesday and Thursday afternoons"

Yuri's Nickname:

Mr Potato Rival

Potato-Senpai (Senior in Japanese)

Yuri's Husband

Age Physically: 28

Age Mentally: 20

Oh Sehun

"I'll only come once a week, that is Wednesday"

Yuri's Nickname:

Collage

Truffles

Yuri's Victim

Age Physically: 26

Age Mentally: 18

Lu Han

"Fridays seem okay with me"

Yuri's Nickname:

Super-Peach

Yuri's Friend

Age Physically: 26

Age Mentally: 30

Byun Baekhyun

"Saturday, please. I need to recharge my energy for the Monday~"

Yuri's Nickname:

Mr Cuddles

Yuri's Cuddle Buddy

Age Physically: 27

Age Mentally: 14

Park Chanyeol

"I'll be on shift with Kris then, Monday"

Yuri's Nickname:

Baka-Chan

(Stupid-Chan)

Yuri's Pet

Age Physically: 27

Age Mentally: 21

Huang ZiTao

"Friday is fine with me"

Nickname:

Non-Racist-Guy

Yuri's Accomplice

Age Physically: 25

Age Mentally: 10

Kim Jong In (Kai)

"Sunday with Suho-hyung"

Yuri's Nickname:

-Kai

Madafa-Kai (Mother-er-Kai)

Yuri's Enemy

Age Physically: 26

Age Mentally: 23

Kim Jongdae Chen

"Tuesday seems to agree with me"

Yuri's Nickname:

Sailor Chen

Yuri's Counselor

Age Physically: 27

Age Mentally: 20

D.O Kyung-Soo

"I don't mind coming every morning since my shift is every night of the week. I'll cook her some breakfast and take care of her till 2:00 PM."

Yuri's Nickname:

Luigi

Yuri's Chef

Age Physically: 25

Age Mentally: 25

Kim Min Seok Xiumin

"I wanna play Call of Duty on Wednesday and Thursday!"

Yuri's Nickname:

Sergeant James (Call of Duty character)

Yuri's Buddy

Age Physically: 25

Age Mentally: 15

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Zzumiishu #1
Chapter 4: I'm so in love with this story !
Thanks for the update ! I didn't believe it anymore.

PS : I like your idea of virtual chatroom.
Ace-silverpearl
#2
Chapter 4: finally new chapter update..
i really love this story author-nim.. Yuri in hyper but attractive style..
but author-nim could you please provide who's pov are you writting in the story..
i enjoy reading but got confused sometimes especially in this chapter..til next time^^
IheartKwonYuri #3
Chapter 4: I so love this! Like very very much
AnnieFannie
#4
Chapter 3: I freaking adore your story!! Totally amazing!!! I laughed so hard, my s hurt
heejunpark #5
Chapter 3: New reader here!!!
I'm really lovimg this fanfic!!! :-)
duhnish
#6
Chapter 3: Please update :)) i love the humour of this story :D
erickyul #7
can't wait for the next update
exoyul123 #8
Chapter 3: This is so cute. Cant wait for next chapter. Yulhun and yulhan moment please...
mon-ame
#9
Chapter 3: Whoaa...I really really love BaekYul moments here!They are so cute!Can't wait for the next update!
angeangeange
#10
Chapter 3: I like this chapter. They all seem calmed down and Yuri sleeping on Kris and Baekhyun is so cute <3 Excited for the actual sleepover ^^ Update soon :)