A/N:

Okay,

 This is going to be short, simple and lame.

-nerd

‘First Dates’

Taeyeon’s parents always set her up on blind dates. Unfortunately, her blind dates are always failing. She’s a funny person, well, at least she thought because her blind dates didn’t think so. She never had a second date. Everything ends up on the first date. Why? Let’s see…

“I’ll have Caesar salad and an orange juice, please.”

“I’m sorry sir, but we only serve sodas here.”

“Oh, diet coke.”

“Noted, how about you ma’am?”

“I’ll have double deck beef burger and large fries.”

“For drinks? Diet coke?”

“Nope, get me a large cola.” Taeyeon said without taking her eyes off the boy in front of her who was looking at her with ‘What the ? Are you a pig?’ look, But she didn’t notice because she’s as dense as .

“Uhm… coming right away.” The waitress said as she stared at Taeyeon oddly and left

Taeyeon was sitting in a diner with her blind date. They were sitting in silence. Taeyeon had been grinning towards her date the whole time and her date found it very creepy. They were waiting for their ordered food to arrive until her date can’t take it anymore and started to make small conversation to ease the awkwardness that Taeyeon caused.

“So, Taeyeon… What do you do in your free time?”

“I WATCH WEIRD STUFF ON YOUTUBE.” Her reply came off hyped as a cause for her date’s ears to cringe

‘No need to shout, I'm just inches away from you.’ The guy was annoyed, that’s what he wanted to say but out of politeness he chose to be passive aggressive and sarcastic “Oh, no wonder you are weird.”

“I AM WEIRD,” Taeyeon stated proudly

“What weird stuff do you watch?”

“Sophia the humanoid.”

“Who the is Sophia?”

“The robot from the Hanson robotics that gave a speech on a United Nation conference,” Taeyeon said and was ready to give out more details until their drinks have arrived and the guy sighed in relief.

“Here’s your drinks. Call me if you need anything. I’ll be right there on the counter.” The waitress informed them

“Thanks” the guy uttered

 And the quiet atmosphere between the guy and Taeyeon came back, Taeyeon decided to break the ice. She thinks her jokes would make her date happy.

“Baek.” She calls

“Yeah?”

“Why did the cat lose his fight to a dog?” she asked innocently

Her date raised his brows, she thought it’s a signal for her to tell him the answer because he so wanted to know the ing answer.

“Because he’s a .”

Baek sips his diet coke and stared at her blankly. His dark eyes intimidate her but she decided to try again. They heard someone coughing but they shrugged it off.

“Why do bears don't like shoes?”

The guy looked somewhere to ease his painful situation and looked back at Taeyeon and faked a smile. And again, Taeyeon thought he was signaling for her to spill the answer.

“Because they like it barefoot.”

Taeyeon heard a giggle. Someone is definitely listening to their conversation and laughing at her dry jokes, or maybe she was being delusional so she tried again.

“How do strippers on clubs greet each other?”

“Okay, what?” Baekhyun randomly scanned his phone to look at the time but Taeyeon still continued.

“Hoe are you?”

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