Why Super Junior Will NEVER Go Camping Again

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15 idiots + a weekend with nature = UTTER CHAOS. Don't believe me? Read on.

Foreword

 

“Why~?”

“This is a waste of time.”

“Do you know how many hours of Starcraft I could be playing instead?”

“Don’t wanna…”

Leeteuk pinched the bridge of his nose at the signs of an oncoming headache. As much as he loved s, listening to their complaints for the last half hour had been grating on his nerves.

“Okay, everyone shut up!” he demanded. “This is the first time we’re all together in years, and this might be the last time for who knows how long. I’ve already planned out this weekend to a tee, so any complaints will not be tolerated. Understood?” He glared at the fourteen members seated in various areas around the dorm, most with mutinous expressions clearly visible. Mutters of agreement grudgingly were made.

“Anyone have something to say?” The ever-democratic leader questioned.

“Yeah. Why are Kangin and I going too? We just got a break from the army, so shouldn’t we be using this time for relaxation?” Heechul insisted, gesturing to himself and the other buzzcut-sporting man in the room.

“This IS relaxation.” Leeteuk insisted.

“Maybe this is because I don’t speak Korean for long time, but I thought you said we were going camping,” Hangeng pointed out in his trademark broken Korean.

“Because I haven’t spoken, Hangeng, not don’t speak,” Heechul corrected. “Yah, what did I tell you? Without me, no one would understand you!”

“That’s a good point, you know. No, not you Heechul. I meant what Hangeng said,” Siwon interjected. “How is camping relaxing? I don’t think anyone has ever gone camping before have they?” Henry timidly raised his hand.

“Well, you’re Canadian, so you don’t count,” Shindong affirmed.

With this, the entire group dissolved into a debate on whether growing up in Canada was essentially the same as living in untamed wilderness. Sensing that focus was being lost, Leeteuk loudly cleared his throat.

“I’ve already made up my mind! We are going camping this weekend. YES, this is mandatory, Sungmin. NO, Kyuhyun, there is no electricity. Don’t give me that look! This is our time to bond, okay? No matter what, we have to stay as Super Junior, the unbreakable fifteen forever. Is everybody in?”

“When you put it that way, you make us look evil if we disagree…” Eunhyuk muttered.

“I’m in.”

“Me too!”

“This could be fun.”

“Starcraft…”

“I’m in too!”

One by one, the members expressed their consent. “Let’s get packing!” Donghae suggested.

“WE ARE SUPER JUNI—“

“-OR!” Fifteen voices cheered.



 

So I know I have another fic right now, but since that's just really uninspiring at the moment, let's just pretend it doesn't exist, okay? ;) 

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Creative liberties have been taken (basically I'm just messing around with the Suju members' lives :P )

And yes, there will be blatant rip-offs of some of their most famous (to me) lines. Ehehehe >:)

Love, WouldYouBelieve

THANK YOU sunshiensmile FOR THE POSTER <3

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queenie2975 #1
WONKYU Fanfiction please
injeong
#2
Chapter 22: I FREAKIMG LOVE THIS FANFIC SO FREAKING MUCH I CANT FREAKING DK ANYTHING OMG
injeong
#3
Chapter 8: Dong Bang Shin Ki! I KNEW IT OMG IM DYING XDDDD
jibraillajane #4
still remember how I used to struggle stifling my laughter as I read it in my bed, with my grandma sleeping next to me. I wonder if you have any plan to continue the story, since the last time you login was 2 years ago
FanficFanatic416
#5
Chapter 20: Even after all these years, this is still one of my favorite crack fics. I loved how you incorporated jokes and gags from their previous shows.
ryuuryuu
#6
Chapter 22: Why I can't find it sooner?
I'm about three years late
*sobbing hysterically*
Mythiel
#7
I miss the fanfics and the dorks... Is there any way for you would continue the story?
SuJuEXODude
#8
Chapter 16: The instructions with… such 'perfect grammar' have the biggest impact to me in this chapter :D I came across with these too so I really couldn't stop laughing!
SuJuEXODude
#9
Chapter 15: Henry: Hide me!
Zhoumi: Sorry. Don't feel like it.

I died xD I haven't really watched yet the EHB episode they're talking about, so… yeah. But Yesung and his lisp here ugh I cant with him orz
SuJuEXODude
#10
Chapter 14: Oh my gaaawd the boys' lines here are funny and witty :'D There's really no doubt I'm enjoying this so much!