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EXAMPLES: C H W I B I

{interview}
dadude on jaejoonglove

Q1. What is Dadude like?
Dadude is a clumsy chick who treasures her friends very dearly, and sometimes a little too dearly. She often trusts people too easily and ends up getting hurt by it. When she says something, she does it because she likes to prove her worth and loyalness to her friends. She likes to show the importance of her friends thoroughly and she tends to do it a lot and in creepy ways. When she has a problem, she always hesitates to speak about it, and that only means that she is insecure about herself. She doesn't like to sound like a whiner so she doesn't get a lot of things off of her chest intentionally. She hates staying angry and she believes that it is a good thing to forgive and forget, but she doesn't know that she is too valuable to be that easy-going.

Q2. How long have you known Dadude?
I am pretty sure that I have known Dadude since 2010; we met at a website called Tell Me Your Wish. In the beginning we did not talk that much, but that is completely different now since that chick won't shut up LOL. I have learned a lot of things about Dadude by observing, and I am glad that I took the time to observe her ways.

Q3. As a fellow designer, what do you think Dadude needs to improve on and what skills do you think she possesses that you admire?
As a fellow designer, I don't think there is anything that Dadude needs to improve on. Her style is complete, it is 100% Dadude. Her skills that I admire are: her ability to make cutesy posters. And that's it, she admires me more so yeah LOL

Q4. If you can describe Dadude in one word, what would it be?
If I were to describe Dadude in one word, I would choose the word "Dedicated." I chose that word because she is really all about dedication. Trust and loyalty are words that result from dedication. To be loyal, you have to be dedicated to prove that you are loyal. To have trust, you have to be dedicated when searching for the trust. Dadude is also dedicated to her relationships with the people around her. Towards her friends, she is very dedicated and she wants to make sure that her friends know she cares for them. Dadude, this clumsy chick, complements the term "dedicated."

Q5. How close is your relationship with Dadude?
My relationship with Dadude cannot be described, we are not just friends. There is more to our relationship than we both know and more than what we both expected. It is not love that I am talking about, it is a sense of pure understanding and trust that I speak of. I know that I am able to tell Dadude anything, and I know that she will listen if I ever do. She may not know it by now, but she can definitely tell me anything that she aches to say. No matter how creepy or weird it is, I will still pay attention (and most likely laugh at her). Our relationship could be described as "more than bffs."

Q6. If Dadude was a fruit, what kind of fruit would she be?
If Dadude were a fruit, she would definitely be an apple. There are various types of apples: greens, reds, yellows, sweets, and sours. However they are all still an apple, and that is how I describe Dadude. She has different sides of her that she rarely shows, but I know that they are there. She has her childish side, her pained side, her serious side, her smart side, and many more. However when you put it all together, she is still Dadude, and her sides are what makes her Dadude. Like the different types of apples, when you put them all together, they are still apples no matter what. I guess I chose the apple because I am used to Dadude's different sides (mainly her true, childish side). Poisonous apples do not count though, Dadude can never be that mean even if she tries to be.

Q7. Let’s say you and Dadude were partners in crime, who would be the leader and who will be the sidekick? And what super power would you each possess that best fits your personalities? 
If Dadude and I were partners in crime, I would most likely be the leader. The reason why is because Dadude is just like that. Of course she likes to be a leader, but when it comes to her friends, she likes to listen to them. And when she listens to them, she ends up following them. So I would be the leader and she would be the sidekick (but she would be the one coming up with all of our plans).

Dadude's super power thingy would be Everlasting Memory. She would have the ability to stop someone from forgetting something that they really do not want to forget. One of her little mottos is "Always forgive but never forget" and she believes that she never wants to forget something or someone that has affected her. So her super power skills would be to keep an everlasting memory, and also to create an everlasting memory. Dadude has the ability to be remembered because of the way she speaks and acts.

My super power ability would definitely be the power of being invisible because I like to fuck with people whenever I can LOL.

Q8. List three things that you know will make Dadude happy.
I cannot say that I certainly know what will make Dadude happy, but one thing I know is that she gets happy when I give her a heart. She's always expecting a heart every single time we bid our farewells, and I know that she waits for one (but I don't give her one LMAO). So I guess showing her that she is important will make her cheer up.

Another thing that will cheer Dadude up is food. The crazy chick loves food and she has a big appetite. She also eats a lot of meals every day and she claims she will "die if she doesn't get her 6 meals every day."

Lastly, maybe a funny joke or incident would cheer her up. Funny things will get the sadness/anger out of her head and she will forget about it eventually. However she will start to remember it somehow and that is when she will think about the situation until she stresses herself out (because she is so worried that she may end up doing or saying the incorrect thing when trying to solve the matter).

Q9. How often do you keep in contact with Dadude?
Because Dadude loves me so much, we talk almost every single day, and I really do not mind that at all.

Q10. What is your opinion about this interview overall?
My sincere opinion about the overall interview is "what the fucking fuck."

{bonus interview}
jaejoonglove on dadude

Q1. Do you like school?
Yes, I like school a lot because I'm very fond of learning. I almost attendance failed though, because I kept skipping 1st period.

Q2. What is your shoe size?
My shoe size is a six in woman and a 3 ½ in men.

Q3. How are you tonight?
I feel loved ;A;

Q4: Run into a pole and lose four of your teeth or run into a bee nest and get lots of big pimple-looking bumps.
There is no pole available. I drowned the bee’s nest in my pool and ate their offspring.

Q5. Do you believe in lice?
Yes, their specimen alias is actually "Trisha."

Q6. Are you prepared to get murdered by this so-called Trisha?
Not yet.

Q7. Are you dumb?
My mom thinks so.

Q8. Blah or blah?
Yes.

Q9. One more question and I’m done right?
I believe so.

Q10. I’m done?
No you’re not.