Been here since a long, long time guys. Don't worry. I don't bite. No seriously who wants to bite you that's cannibalism.
I prefer subscribers who subscribe for my work, not for the sheer joy of gaining subscribers in return. In other words, I don't do subscribe for subscribe (if this thing actually exists in AFF). Writing is not my forte BUT I love it so your argument is invalid. I am also a graphic artist. Not that I suck or anything (actually, I do) but I'm better at RomCom themes rather than Angsty themes. Feel free to request from me. I work freelance and I don't plan on joining any 'shops' here. Unless I change my mind. Advertise on my wall and I dissect your teddy bears tonight.