/prances in with the grace of an buffalo on timey wimey substances/ Why hello there, friend~ Come, take a seat, and let me appease your curious mortal mind with some riveting tales of my life........

WARNING: may contain idol-napping, excessive dubcon partaying of those kidnapped idols, deranged ideals, obnoxious eye twitching, timelord diva perfabness beyond the comprehension of mere mortals, infuriating David Tennant references, Daesung's abs, hyperventilating, Kitten!Tao, Korean mountain hideouts, tea, biscuits, annoying references to historical novels of all genres, timelord dictionaries becasue normal ones are too mainstream, excessive smirkling and , magical ships that shall never sink, copious amounts of Swaffron and last but not least, nuts.

If you still wish to continue, then come, my friend, and let me guide you through the magical and wondrous world that is my life..... /dramatic music ensues as I slide a biscuit and tea across the table/ Settle down and relax, as I begin...

My name is Swara, perfab timelord diva with a purpose - always dangerous that! e u e I am of an unenchanting blend of English and Scottish breakfast teas, despite having travelled the world extensively with my exotic, chrysanthemum and English breakfast blended, delightfully perfab diva doppelganger bae Saff, whom I love very much even though we aren't dating, despite what people may assume from our conversations cx Our love is solely that of the unbreakable bond shared between true doppelgangers. u o u Not only do we share the same birthday, but also the same craziness for which I love her~ ♡ 
I am nearing my 18th birthday swiftly i AM FAQING 18 NOW WHUT-- Like, responsibility just isn't my thing, yo... When I finish my final year of school, I shall begin my studies of Japanese at University and be able to visit my baes all day 'erry day which is totally not why I chose a degree with a year out ehehehe-- o u o;; From there, I shall make regular trips to the Korean mountains with kidnapped idols in tow under the cover of night, with spy skills rivalling those of Tom Cruise..... Is the plan, but who knows what the future may hold~ c; The hit-list of idols to kidnap between me and Saff is quite extensive, after all, and includes: The whole of Infinite (esp. Jjang Dongwoo + Nam Woohyun totally not to force them to fall in love with each other /slapped), EXO's Kris, Yixing, Tao and Luhan (basically all the Chinese members cx), BTS' Jin + Jimin, BtoB's Yook Sungbaejae and Bigbang's Daesung, just to name a few... 

I could continue on with a few of my enlightening stories from across the galaxy, but I shan't bore you with the details~ So for now, 愛してる, my lovelies, and ciao ♡