If you're under the age of 18, please do not send me friend requests - you will be disappointed. The simple fact is I'm not going to accept friend requests from minors. This also holds true for anyone who tries to friend me without ever having connected with me in any way, shape or form previously either here or on other social media platforms (Twitter, etc.). 

I also don't provide reviews if we've never spoken before. I'm happy to review/beta for anyone (within reason) but as a matter of courtesy please please PLEASE speak to me about it first. Don't just lob an email at me DEMANDING that I review your work/s. Again, that will only earn you bitter disappointment.

Lastly; be aware that my nom de plume isn't an accident. I won't tolerate whining and bull. If you don't like something, don't waste your and my time by commenting. Just close down your web browser and go outside. Breathe in some fresh air, get some sunshine, gain some perspective and leave the rest of us to it.  

Thanks. 

I am a cantankerous jerk pants in a state of constant flux.

Also, I may or may not be a unicorn.