D I S C L A I M E R :

Minnie cannot be held responsible for the following:

-explosion of feels and possible rolling in puddles of raw feels

-explosion and/or damage to ones ovaries

-excessive fangirl/boying

-random fits of squeeling

-sudden bursts of irrational anger toward characters

-lack of sleep

-anticipation for the update of stories that haven't gotten any attention

Minnie can also not be blamed for a lack of attention to stories or the  beginning of several that take forever to finish. He is entitled to starting such things, and will continue to do so because can. Minnie gets a lot of inspiration. Deal with it.

Minnie can also not be accused of being lazy and overinspired because then you would just be stating the obvious.

Prepare for torture!