-pomegranate

Personal Message

p o m e g r a n a t e
dancing slowly in an empty room
can the lonely take the place of you?

define  pomegranate.
who are we? we are.... spastic. nerds. teenagers. spastic. chocoholics. couch potatoes. writers. musicians. sport noobs. asians. half Korean. half Indian. strange. different. warped. teacher’s pets. workaholics. sleepaholics. internet addicts. food addicts. a cat and a girl.

cat & owl.

we like? food. the internet. being smart. kicking ass. being weird. making people think we’re strange. sleeping. anything but running. anything but sports. kpop even though one of us doesn’t understand korean. laughing. living. eating. stuffing our faces. throwing lamps. being lamps. not making lamps. or animations.

we hate? sports. all sports. except shopping. chess. waking up at six in the morning. homework up to our eyeballs. essays. chinese essays. english essays. essay formats. backstabbers. injections. blood tests (but blood in general is good for you. kinda). doctors. surgery. not sweet stuff.  low-calorie foods. being the size of bowling balls. stick people. p.e. teachers. dirty public toilets. being sprayed in the face with makeup. pe uniforms. spartacus workouts. workouts.
 

livejournal

words. of. wisdom.

lemon meringues are delicious.
rain is wet.
 cats win dogs, ten to one.
   chocolate parfait.
    bippidy boppidy boo.
     nitwit! blubber! oddment! tweak!
      somewhere over the rainbow...there lies outer space.
       when you feel like you have to poo, go poo.
         lean on me, when you’re not strong... and we’ll try not to fall over.
          have you ever seen the marvelous breadfish?
           tahoma. tahoma. tahoma all the way.  

About Me

 

 

 

 

ingredients

serves two. serve chilled.

 

4 cups spastic solution
3 canisters laughter

2 drops workaholic elixir

1 teaspoon calorie addiction

1 tablespoon internet addiction

450ml laziness

Pinch of productivity, for effect

Sugar.

More sugar.

Just pour in the whole packet of sugar.

Syrup.

Sleeping pills. The whole bottle.

Three sticks of cotton candy.

Chocolate.

Lots of chocolate.

A sprinkling of actual intelligence for garnish.

 

recipe

serves two. serve chilled.

 

1. Combine all ingredients in bowl.

2. Stir until mixture starts to fizz.

3. Refrigerate.

4. Serve.

result
serves two. serve chilled.

two (im)perfectly formed pomegranate writers.