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About Me

 

Hey…

My name is Kevin, I'm fourteen fifteen years old, I live in Antarctica (bet you didn't know they have free wifi there), I'm chinese-american, and I think I'm a pretty interesting person- once you get past my blatant strangeness. I'm that kid who sits in the back of the classroom with a laptop possibly watching (reading, that is) porn and not paying attention to the teacher, pretending not to have a learning discrepancy and disregarding the rules all while being epic. Yes I am epic. 

 

People describe me as: A lazy shit (my mom), Forgetful (my dad), not-punctual (my math teacher), clever, funny, epic, perfect, dreamy, handsome and many more. I can be boiled down to a superhyphenated euphemism that goes something like this:

Possibly-gay-slightly emo/goth-tagged as indie- cell phone picture stalker- tumblr geek-artist-writer-photoshop genius- flirty-looser- asian- freaky- living in a hole- quiet- demented- loudest voice you ever heard when I'm not spacing out- doodler- nerd- language geek- underachieving but still getting away with it- kpop/cpop loving possibly foreigner- libertarian- not a hippie though- pro war- pro videogames- pro negative rights- mainstream hating- somewhat antisocial- possibly sadistic- forgetful- messed up- pervert- teenage boy. 

 

So I guess I can say I'm not quite average.

 

I enjoy singing and attempting to dance (I have represented my grade in the yearbook for seventh grade dance and performed in a school recital for singing) as well as playing the piano and composing my own music, though I prefer putting my own english lyrics to korean and chinese music. I also play the erhu (traditional chinese two-stringed violin).

 

Sometimes I get hated on for liking korean music. Whatever, bitches. I'm Chinese so I get to do whatever I want! (Although I'm so american sometimes even I don't believe it. Except for the fact that I still refuse to eat meatloaf and mashed potatoes and other american staple foods)

 

I think vegetarians are weird. And I don't even talk to vegans. Just saying. I like my meat (is this because I am from the midwest or something? I dunno… maybe that or the fact that I cannot eat vegetables) 

 

I'm incredibly random. I do what I want when i want which leads to trouble, a lot of trouble. But it's great for writing poetry. (unfortunately poetry does not pay my library fines... and yes, I am a library asian. DEAL WITH IT.)

 

Also, I write. Obviously. I have too many stories written without endings. I need to have more follow- through. I am currently working on this with my therapist. In the meantime- please subscribe and comment on my stories and do support me in my quest to become the ultimate human being.

 

Another one of my hobbies is drawing. I draw everything. I draw people, dragons, horses, maps, war scenes, tanks, ships, castles, airplanes, cars, not so much landscapes though… my preferred medium is whatever writing utensil i can find on the classroom floor and anything that medium will write on (paper, fabric, skin, etc) I do computer art as well as traditional art. I have never taken an art class besides those mandated by school. And I sleep during those. So everything I learned I taught myself. I do requests. Feel free to ask for anything- I generally do not charge, but I do ask that you be kind to me and try to become my friend.

 

I will probably dislike you if you are a teenager and a democrat. You are a misinformed idiot. Give up now. I won't have you pressing your same lame-o arguments up my face. Do yourself a favor and get your head out of your ass. Don't spend your time here- go bark up some tree that cares. 

 

I will also dislike you if you are mean to me. I have already met enough mean people to last a lifetime. If you are mean to me, I will caps lock you to death. End of story.

 

Favorite music artists: Super Junior (all 15. And I mean ALL 15) SHINee, U KISS, Infinite, B1A4, DBSK, Bigbang, FT Island, CN Blue, Fr. in CL., 2NE1, SNSD, F(x), Lee Hyori, Min Kyung Hoon, T-ARA, BoA, etc.

CHINESE: JJ Lin, Cyndi Wang, Danson Tang, Jolin Tsai, SJM, Sandy Lam, R. Lam, 12 girls band (more but I can't think of them either…)

I also like english-language music but it would be a pain to list that all here. My fingers are getting tired as it is.

 

My fanfiction preferences tend to lie in yaoi, though I dislike using that word to describe flesh-and-blood human couples. I like either really good, hot smut, or something very original. I do not want to read the same old fanfic over and over again, which seems to be the case more often than not.

 

That being said, my pairing favorites are:

Qmi/ Kyumi (ultimate bias couple... they're all I really ever write), kyumin, henwook, yunjae, eunhae, hanchul, Alvin, 2min, zhoury, 

actually I like most couples… um… yeah. 

I have written quite a variety of couples. I generally do not post everything, but if you ask I will… 

The genres I personally write tend to be historical, or at least AU. I have an extraordinary amount of knowledge about old times, so I do enjoy applying my otherwise useless knowledge and writing historical fiction. I prefer AU because it gives me more flexibility with the story, so I can take more artistic liberties rather than attempting to recreate down to the last pinpoint the world that already exists. It is more interesting to have to invent my own comings and goings. Those also tend to be the genres I read. 

 

Now that you know what an interesting person I am, come and TALK TO ME! Dude, i live on the internet and sometimes I get pretty lonely (sometimes omegle just doesn't cut it) I do try my best to write back and be interesting. So if you are interested in making friends… (also, if you are a pretty girl or boy, please take note that I am currently single and looking for a lady friend…) EDIT: I'm not single anymore. Hurrah!

 

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