My friends and family know I love reading. Probably cos they always see me scrolling through paragraphs and paragraphs of text on my phone. "What are you reading?" they ask. "Fiction". It's true. But little do they know it's actually "Fan"fiction. Mostly the kind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Um I can't open your internet browser, why is it asking for a password??"

"Ugh just for security purposes..ha..ha..h"

"Okay but I need to use Chrome so.." 

 *sweats nervously*