Hey! :D

Soooooo wanna know more about me?? Read my incredibly long profile :D

 

 

 

 

If you like kpop, food, cartoons, AND have self proclaimed yourself as awesome, then welcome to my page.

I'll with ya <3

 

Since I'm an obsessed K-pop fan, I feel in titled to fantasize about my future husband(s). Yes... It IS sad v.v

 

Taeyang... Just once I'd like to take this innocent boy and manipulate him to no end.

 

Jiyong/G-dragon. If only I could see all your tattoos at once. (Yes I want you .)

 

Key. My Mickey mouse lover! :D

Taecyeon. You can be a beast towards me anytime you'd like.

Jeajoong. Why are you so much prettier than me?

Jay Park. I've heard your dirty mix tape, your profound language, your ual mentions...and I liked it.

Yukwon/U-kwon. GAH! Why can't you just be mine already? I wont screw you THAT much (yes I will)

Kevin. Wig, dress, makeup.  I don't care, as long as it all comes off sooner or later.

Junsu. Your lips and intense stare make it hard for me to concentrate on the rest of 2pm baby.

Leeteuk. Major ual frustration! >.<

Taebin. The word oppa was created for a reason. So girls like me could yell it out for men like you. -Sigh- Too bad you're married with an adorable son now. Nevermind I'll find someone like youuuuu!

Donghae. I always imagine you as a 1 night stand in my dreams. In RL, I'd tie you up so you'd never leave.

Yesung. Don't be shy, all I wanna do is grab a cup of coffee and get to know each other... then screw you senseless in the bathroom of Inkigayo... that's all.

Siwon. I wonder if you have dimples in other places.

Eric. What else do I need to say? It's Eric... from SHINHWA

Skull. Oh what I wouldn't give to see that Africa tattoo from a closer, sweatier angle

Jonghyun. Aigo, I wonder what it takes to get you to hit that high note.

Lee Joon. You show off your perfect body so much that you make it hard for me to stay sane. So don't be surprised when you wake up tied to my bed, , with 'Oh yeah' playing in the background. You brought this on yourself.

JJ Project/ Jr. and JB. Yes... both of them... at the same damn time.

Myungsoo/L. You both scare and excite me. When I migrate to Korea, get ready for some awkward stares and late night stalking.

Changmin/Max. Smile all you want, those pants are still coming off.

 

 

Seulong. Shhhh it's okay... it's just my hand

 

 

 

 

And of course I've imagined what it would be like to actually do the horizontal dirty dash with these irresistible men.

Love making/Baby making songs:

Take it slow- Taebin

All night long- 2pm

Before U go- TVXQ

I want you- Drunken tiger

Taboo- Taebin ft. Teddy

Baby goodnight- gd & top

I need a girl- Taeyang ft. GD (sue me)

Just a feeling- Taeyang

Stay the night- Mariah Carey (English.)

Make love- Big bang

Electric heart- Shinee

Seducing honey- M Rizing ft. Yoobin

Take it slow- Taeyang

Move- Taeyang ft. Teddy

Don't lie- S.M the ballad

Turn off your phone- Jay Park

Alive- Junsu

So into you- F(x)

Dr. Feel good- Raina

Give it to me- 2pm

Cafe- Big bang

Do what we do- Jay park

Do me more- Amuro Namie (Japanese.)

Don't walk away- Skull

If you know my love- Taebin ft. SE7EN

Ego- Big bang

Oppa has arrived- Eunhyuk and Donghae (xD i had to put this)

Touch- Miss A

Bi rain- Rainism

Juicy- Koda Kumi (Japanese.) 

- Afterschool (it's actually not ual in anyway...just the name)

Come on over- Jay park

Don't go home tonight- gd & top

Alone- Sistar (idk about anyone else but I'd try it)

Run to you- DJ Doc (don't care what anyone says ^^)

Someone else- JYP ft. Ga-in

Body 2 body- Jay park

Paradise- Infinite

 

Then I wonder what song I would get married to. Yes, wedding after the horizontal dirty dash. I'm a very impatient person.

Wedding songs!:

How great is your love- SNSD

Creating love- 4minute

This time- Wonder Girls

Feeling- Big Bang (I'd be doing the running man down the aisle)

Every heart- BoA

Fan- Epik High

Wedding dress- Taeyang (though it's sooo sad T.T)

Honey- Kara

Take it- Wonder Girls

After 12am- Alex ft. M-flo

G.O.O.D Luv- Mblaq

Can you celebrate- Amuro Namie (Japanese.)

You and I- Park Bom

Fire- 2ne1 (you know you'd do it too)

Kissing you- SNSD

Love like this- SS501

Du go Du go- SunYe and Yenny

Marry U- Super junior

 

 

I've always envied how some female kpop artists just walk around with their flawless bodies. Urg if only I swtch bodies with one of them and then walk into school like the (as CL phrases) baddest female and just raise all kinds of boners hell. 

My dream figures: 

 

21. Hara

 

(I don't give a wally poo what anyone says, her skinny body is beautiful)

 

 

20. Hyomin

 

(One of the few idols that look good in jeans and shorts)

 

 

19. Hyori

 

(I had to put the y queen up here)

 

 

18. Bora

 

(Those shorts are a lucky pair of clothing)

 

 

17. Zinger

 

(You're so y yet childlike like me! Well without the y part TT.TT)

 

 

16. Kahi

(I... I can't even)

 

15. Baby J

 

(I keep looking at this to see if it was photoshoped. Nope! It's all real)

 

 

14. G.Na

 

(Your s are like unreal o.o)

 

 

13. YeJin

 

(Your group AND your body don't get enough attention... don't worry, I got you)

 

 

12. Victoria

 

(Vic umma. If my umma looked like you, I'd have a lot more friends)

 

 

11. Uee

 

(How can you be to adorable then turn around and be so effin y?)

 

 

10. Yuri

(Yah! S.M why'd you have to go and make my Yuri loose her curves??)

 

 

9. Bom

   

(I love you every day. In every way. Neol saranghae. No matter what shape your body is in, it's still y)

 

 

8. Dambi

 

(My lord how do you get around town without being tackled by y men?)

 

 

7. Nana

 

(Your legs are PERFECT! :o)

 

 

6. Kyrystal

 

(Baby Jung has a body like THAT?!)

 

 

5. Hyorin

 

(You're the type of girl that pisses off super models)

 

 

4. Min

 

(JYP sure does know how to recruit beautiful women)

 

 

3. Yenny

 

(Queen of my heart)

 

 

2. Sohee

 

(Daaaaaamn Sohee!)

1. Yoobin

(The queen of y bodies)

 

 

Songs I'm currently hooked to:

Rain Sound- B.A.P

Like this- Wonder Girls

Poetic Justice- Kendrick Lamar ft. Drake

Luv me- D-unit

I love you- 2NE1

Gone not around any longer- Sistar19

Feel - Honey

Madness- Miss A ft. Taecyeon

That xx- G-dragon

R.E.A.L- Wonder Girls

 

 

More about me:

I have 2 pets, a pitbull and her son, pitbull/german sheperd mix

I like A LOT

I spend most of my time eating, watching cartoons, and writting stories

I have a thing for vintage style

Music basically raised me

I'm a bad girl but I'm nice (Big Bang refrence)

 

 

I'm a kpop and Kdrama freak. Bottom line :p

 

And just for the pure hell of it, I will rank my favorite kpop girl and boy groups and dramas

 

1. Wonder Girls
2. F(x)
3. Brown eyed girls
4. Brave girls 
5. 2ne1

 

 

1. Big Bang
2. 2PM
3. MBLAQ
4. SHINee
5. Block B

 

 

1. Full house
2. Personal taste
3. Coffee prince
4. Lie to me
5. Little mom scandel

So yeah, nothing else to tell really. Stay tuned in for my HeeDragon AND TooBin fanfics <3

 

                                                          ~Maknae of love