happy birthday you piece of son ♡ i love yeeew

 

   
Happy Birthday Jessica!! 
 
Even though you're a girl & you're older than me, I don't care cause you'll always be my ty son! ♡  I told you I wouldn't forget your birthday! See how effing sweet I am? u_u OMG you're actually so lucky to have me! :) <3 But I hope you'e had a great day birthday son. I should fly to you one day and spend the day with you. I hope you drowned in cakes and sweets, I hope you get a sweet tooth o u o BUUUT I HOPE YOU GOT A LOT OF LOVE AND PRESENTS! omg that sounded gay, lol. You wrote me 1000 words for my birthday, so let's see if I can do the same. U_U 
 
Like most of my closest friends, I met you at KHS. You were Jeongmin and I was Tiffany. :3 You and I have only been in one other rp besides that, my rp. I think, I can't really remember tbh. LOL I remember the first time we met, I threatened to burn your hair. omg such good times. You thought you were the coolest guy ever, when obviously youre not <3 You're like my funniest friend tbh. You always make me laugh because of your idiocy. I've never found a bigger idiot than you :') sobs. feel special. You'll always be the #no.1 number in my heart. ANNND I don't know how I became your mama, but I did. So that's awesome! we were ALWAYS arguing about the most random , we were never nice to each other xD hahahaha i freaking loved us!! Remember your crush on Taylor Swift? That was sooo cute omg. 
 
 
I think I meant serious...BUT ANYWAYS I REMEMBER YOU TELLING ME YOUR CRUSHES! I was like spazzing cause that was so cute, your first crush was the weird Hyojin e A e ew- jks. i miss her ; A ; and Hyuna! omg I swear the whole of KHS was waiting for you and Hyuna to get together ; ; but then things happened ; ; YOU!! FML YOU STARTED TO BECOME SO INACTIVE E N E I'VE LOST YOU SO MANY TIMMES!! i dont know how i found you again though- i think i'd cry if i lost you again ; ; cause i love you so much (dont say anything conceited here e n e ) but it doesnt matter how inactive you've been, we've always managed to start fights with each other xD whenever we talk, you probably always make my day xD 
You're an abusive son, like seriously. you should be treasuring me cause im just so ing awesome and nice towards you, thiink about it, you'll never find someone as better as me!!! Like I'm the only awesome one 8D one the only one in the world SO LOVE ME AND BE NICE TO ME D< also study harder cause youre stupid e n e <3 hehehhe we should rp together again- but then again, im lazy lol but we still should! so we can talk a lot more and do the same stuff like we used to do ! cause i miss all the times we used to spend together ; ; YOURE LIKE ONE OF MY MOST CHERISHED RP FRIENDS <3 WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU ; ; and dont forget this letter, cause i'll never say any of these sweet words to you ever again cause--i dont wanna U_U you only deserve to hear then once a year u.u 2 if youre lucky :P I ACTUALLY THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU SOMETIMES LIKE HOW CAN SOMEONE JUST BE SO STUPID!?!? DID I DROP YOU AS A BABY OR SOMETHING? ; ; CAUSE I DNT EVEN REMEMBER THAT CAUSE IM SUCH AN AWESOME MAMA U_U all my other children came out perfectly...but you--pfft. WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOURSELF AS A CHILD?! D< 
 
tbh i think i got a bit of my iness from you e n e cause you were really the first y person i met ! OMG YOU STARTED TO CORRUPT ME FROM THE VERY BEGINNING D< 
LOL and remember, hyeri/hana? ; u;  sobs. you, her and i once had a chat with fishy oirjgorjgiorgjr it was like a little family chat but you were such a weirdo u_U /outcasts you. pfft i used to ship you two and you thought it was weird xD hahaha i dont think anyone was ever nice to you. well cause you were a to everyone as well u_u 
i remember when i was really sad in KHS /coughscauseofr/scoughs/ but you always made me feel a lot better ; u ; orijgorijgr youre always able to put a smile back onto my face! 
youre literally the LAMEST son i'll ever have ; ; sobs. sometimes i do wonder if youre really my son...cause tbh, im way to awesome to have the same genes as you B| OMG WRITING THIS MAKES ME MISS THE OLD DAYS SO MUCH ; ; what i've give up just to go back in time when we were all trolls and doing absolutly the most random xD 
 
what would i do if you had no aff? omg i think i'd die cause that was the only way of talking to you whenever your stupid deicded to disappear e n e AND SERIOUSLY?! FRIESFORLIFE? DAT IS SOOOO GAY E A E but it fits you <3 its the only way i reember thats your aff account e u e hahahaha i remember one time when hyeri/hana and i were making fun of your username e u ewe love you- jks not joking <3 
 
OMG JESSICA!! YOURE SO PRETTY IN RL ; U ; SQUISHES YOU. SON WHY ARE YOU SO HANDSOME?! D< wait- you must've gotten in from me c; like every other awesome trait you have ohohohoho 
 
BUT BABY GIRL/BOY i mean it, i really hope you've had an amazing day cause you're an awesome person. I can't count how many times i've felt stressed with school work then i talk with you and i die xD you make me laugh so much. you're my sunshine-- omg IM STARTING TO SOUND AS GAY AS YOU ; N ; 
 
I remember when you wrote me a really sweet letter for my birthday :') cries. that made me teary, that was actually one of the sweetest things i've ever read for me ; u ; thank you youre such a good son sometimes <3 BUT SERIOUSLY D< DID YOU HAVE TO ADD MY OOC PICS IN THERE D< /STRANGLES YOU. i wont add your ooc pics cause unlike you, im an angel sent from above O:) im a lot cooler than everyone else cause i wrote this on here, do you know how much effort it takes to make something look pretty!! D< you better love this!!! <3
 
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLDIE <3 i love you so much!!!! ; u ; 
 
ps; sorry or the typos and grammar mistakes- too lazy to re-read and fix them up e u e;;; 
NOW FEEL MAMAS AWESOMENESS
 
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CRYING YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY LITTLE BOY ;U ; YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE DUMBEST SON I'VE EVER HAD, THE LAMEST CHILD, THE DUMBEST, THE TEST, THE WEIRDEST, YOU'LL NEVER BE COOL, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A FAIL!! BUT I LOVE YOU! NOTHING WILL EVER CHANGE THAT/SQUISHES YOU AND KISSES YOU EVERYWHERE ; ;
 
LOTS OF LOVE-  YOUR ONLY MAMA ; U ;
 
 
 
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friesforlife
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you're making me cry ok ; ; bc ksdhjaksdja i just really miss us and this just brings back all the feels akhfbvaksdfbvhasbjkhab i hate you but i love you ; ; I'm so glad I met you. You are one of the very few people I can trust. and you are the best umma ever. I'm serious. Sometimes, you're even better than my real umma ; ; so thank you for this and for everything. and even though this reply is late, you've made my birthday complete ; ; ♥ I love you so much, ummaaa ; u ;
-- Love your lame but cool son ; u ; (<-- note that there's no comma which means that it's a command lol YOU BETTER LOVE ME, YOU NO GOOD MOTHER D<) lol o u o i love yooouu ♥
friesforlife
#2
AND FYI YOU'RE THE LAME ONE AND I ACTUALLY HOPE THAT I WAS ADOPTED BC I WOULDN'T WANT ANY OF YOUR LAME- GENES!!! U__U LOL OMG YOU'RE MAKING ME SO NOSTALGIC LIKE CAN YOU NOT ;A; TT__TT I REALLY MISS THE OLD DAYS

EXCUSE YOU I THINK THIS IS AN AWESOME USERNAME u__u yours i mean LuckySmile?? I bet if you smiled, lots of people would have bad luck 'cause of your ugliness bwahahahahahaha >:DDD jk :P your smile is /barfsbeautifulbarfs. I SAW THE TWO OF YOU MAKING FUN OF MY AWESOME USERNAME SRSLY YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO TASTE D<

I know. I'm gorJESS e u e ohohohohoho! /epic hairflip. lololol okay I'll agree with you with this one bc you're so beautifurrr ; ; ♥

lol I'll always be here for my umma ; u ; YOU'RE GAYER D<

XDDD I put all my heart and soul into that ; ; i had to add your ooc pics to make it even more beautiful u__u ♥ lololol akhsdgfhkAGDSFHJKASDGH but srsly ; ; yes I love it ksdfhbahksbdhkabshvjbahj thank you, ummarrr ; ; ♥
friesforlife
#3
D'aaaww and you'll always be my ty mother :> ♥ You only remembered because I told you! D< lololol I had a ty day tbh ; u ; but this makes me feel ... WORSE. LOL JKJK XDDD this makes me feel a whole lot better omg ; ; omf yes please Dx come here nao lol e u e my teeth are perfectly fine u-u omf you're so gheiii e u e lmaoooo

omg KHS ; ; ahlsdfajksdgb i miss that place so much TT.TT gaksdhjfgaksdhgfakhjs Ppany ; ; ♥ you're the reason why ppany became my bias tbh u__u;; hey I WAS the coolest guy everrr and I still am u-u ... naaawww ; ; i love you, ummar. I still have a crush on her tho e u e looool

xDDD oh god hahahahaha I had so many crushes lmao xD she was fun to talk to ok?! lol they were? really? XD I didn't think anyone gave a crap lol omf I was so clueless eAe lololol but I don't really wanna talk about her anymore. LOL I'M SORRY FOR BEING INACTIVE ;A; OTL it's just... school and stuff ;n; ikr?! I'd just pop by once and send a message and disappear again xDDD (fine i won't say anything conceited u__u 'cause I'm a good boy lol) ; ; I dun wanna lose you either ahksdgbfhkabsdkjfb you're seriously the best umma ever ; ; ♥

oy you're the one who should be treasuring ME D< srsly do you call yourself a mother xDDD omg you're stupid-ER e n e lol YES LET'S RP AGAIN PLS I'M SO BORED ;A; and I really miss you ; ; you'd be lost without me lol XD OMF-- YOU ARE A TERRIBLE MOTHER D< I AM A GENIUS LOL BUT I OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T GET MY INTELLIGENCE FROM YOU OHOHOHO E U E

lmfaaaaaooooooo xDD omg yes I remember you were so innocent e u e and now you're not e A e I have made a -craving monster XDDD bahahahahahahaha hfjakgakshjf yes i remember hyeri with da big ;A; I was not weird! I'M COOL Bl lol I actually did have a crush on her tho e u e mehehehe ARE YOU KIDDING EVERYBODY LOVED ME D< I was not a u__u you were...wait you still are e u e loool you always make me feel better too ; ; ohmygahhh WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN OUR MOMENTS LMFAO AND(to be continued u-u)