So, I'm driving down the road on my way to get some free coffee from McDonalds..,

Because this is me literally every morning

As I'm driving along a spider decides to descend from the ceiling of my car right in front of my face.

I hate spiders. They scare me. So I scream and almost let go of the wheel

And the spider just swings back and forth in front of my face like

"You thought you were making a short trip to get free coffee, but I'm here to prevent that from happening"

*evil spider laughing*

I manage to keep it cool so I don't crash and die. So the Spider just goes back up and disappears.

After I finally get my coffee and am on my way home, the spider reappears by running across the windshield!

And it stayed right in the middle of it taunting me until I got home.

"Am I gong to jump on you or am I not? Who knows, I'm an evil spider."

*evil spider laughing*

When I got home and finally found something the squish it with, it was gone.

It's still in my car somewhere waiting to attack again!