EXO's Chat Room!: The 'Facts'

** Note: these are fictional facts from the fanfiction itself. It's just to help for readers to easier identify the inside jokes in future chapters. CONTAINS SPOILERS! Read with caution...**

Fact 1: Kris has a soft spot for Tao, no matter what he will try to make Tao happy.

Fact 2: Xiumin purposely taught Sehun Cantonese instead of Mandarin, making Sehun's chinese conversation with Luhan extra awkward.

Fact 3: Chanyeol is the Chat Room's official troll. He enjoys annoying Kris and Baekhyun the most. Baekhyun however, handles his trolling the best.

Fact 4: Chen is EXO-M's resident online troll.

Fact 5: Kris tries to avoid Chanyeol on chat. He has blocked Chanyeol twice since he made his account.

Fact 6: When D.O. is angry with the EXO-K members, he often changes his nickname on chat to portray his anger.

Fact 7: The EXO-K members are as wild online as they are offline.

Fact 8: Kris likes to think he can control s better than Suho. However, his first online meeting with EXO-M ended in an awkward disaster.

Fact 9: Once Kris changed his nickname to 'Lil_azn_princess_Duizhang' in an attempt to mock s, but now everyone refers to him as the princess.

Fact 10: EXO's 'Vocal Line' consists of Luhan, Baekhyun, D.O., Chen and Xiumin. They often meet online monthly to type out lyrics as way to memorise lyrics. 

Fact 11: Tao thought Kris had a girlfriend so he created a big melodrama, only to find out that Chanyeol trolled him.

Fact 12: When D.O. gets sick, no one does the laundry (even though Suho promised that he would).

Fact 13: D.O. has a packet of organic chips he treasures more than his life. Suho ate half of the packet by accident without D.O. knowing.

Fact 14: Sehun is very easily jealous over Luhan and Xiumin's friendship. Kai refers to Sehun as the 'bossy diva' when Sehun is in jealousy mode.

Fact 15: EXO has a Defense Squad (members who protect other members from online bullying/harrassment). This Defense Squad consists of EXO's most noted troll members - Chanyeol, Chen, Baekhyun, Suho and Kris.

Fact 16: EXO are awkwardly mistaken as roleplayers online and receive alot of hate from their own fans.

Fact 17: Lay has a really bad memory. He left some chips baking in the oven while chatting and set off a fire in the EXO-M dorm.

Fact 18: Baekhyun and Chanyeol read BaekYeol and KrisYeol fics together once. Baekhyun says he hates BaekYeol but got jealous when Chanyeol said he preferred KrisYeol.

Fact 19: EXO has 2 babysitting teams (Team 1: Suho, D.O., Lay, Sehun and Luhan and Team 2: Kris, Chanyeol, Chen and Baekhyun). Both are equally as bad at babysitting.

Fact 20: Babysitting Team 1 made their child cry on their first babysitting venture.

Fact 21: Babysitting Team 2 are nicknamed the e crew. Apparently Baekhyun is the leader of this crew.

Fact 22: Suho once called all 12 members to go online so that he can say happy birthday to Chen.

Fact 23: Suho made a speech about the group and how much he cherishes s. He made all the members cry. Kris tried to express his fondness of the group at the same time and ended up being awkward.

Fact 24: Kai and Taemin have an immature and childish friendship. They are very competitive when they talk. Taemin is, however, a little more witty than Kai.

Fact 25: When Tao is moody, he becomes a philosopher. This meaning that no matter what someone says, he can always question a concept of life out of it. The reason for his moodiness is almost always about Gucci products.

Fact 26: Chanyeol shares gifs of Baekhyun's predebut videos to Chen and Chen uses it to tease Baekhyun.

Fact 27: Just like how D.O. expresses his feelings through his nickname, Kai expresses his feelings through his ridiculous 'typos'. (e.g. Kai: "I hate you, you're an idiot and you need to die" - whoops sorry typo, I meant *I love you*)

Fact 28: Kris told Chanyeol 'I love you' on Chanyeol's birthday and Chanyeol laughed it off, teasing Kris by calling him Kristina.

Fact 29: Sehun once bought alcohol and thought it was a fizzy drink. After drinking it, he insulted Kris and Suho online causing Kris to become quite angry.

Fact 30: Chen pursuaded Kai and Tao to use pick up lines on the fanboard (the forum for EXO fans). They used their pickup lines on a fan with the username 'Angelina~'. Angelina wasn't a fangirl, she was BAP's Yong Guk.

Fact 31: Lay's account had a virus that added '(¬‿¬)' at the end of all his sentences. This virus ended up spreading to D.O., Kai, Xiumin and Tao's accounts. D.O. in paticular was very anxious and annoyed.

Fact 32: SNSD's Taeyeon tried to add Baekhyun onto her chat contacts. He got so excited  that he accidentally declined her request. 

Fact 33: Xiumin is a very honest person while Lay is rather modest.

Fact 34: f(x)'s Sulli drew a picture of the EXO members but they weren't so well received.

Fact 35: Chanyeol is obsessed with Dara. Chanyeol's older sister joked around that she ripped his Dara poster and he cried.

Fact 37: Suho forgets how to spell Chanyeol's name. 

[Facts are recorded up to Chapter 28. New facts are in red font.]

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Rimarahmayanti #1
Ahahaha funny
shashashy
#2
Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha
eureureongi #3
Fact 25
vinthisworld #4
can't wait to read
vinthisworld #5
So lol-ing facts~
HaesWifeu861015
#6
Yesss cannot wait to read (¬‿¬)
ufanabila #7
i laughed because the fact
Ked-Destiny #8
Haha funny, 25,29,21and 31 were my favorite chapters.
ekayumnana #9
where is number 36?
ekayumnana #10
i love it :))
wonwoojpeg #11
I love this too much (¬‿¬)
amberamkae
#12
just discovered your story and jumped to this blog first. if this is already hilarious, i'm gonna enjoy EXO's Chat Room. (¬‿¬)
Midnight_Black
#13
Wait... Angelina was actually Yongguk! How did i just realize it after reading this six times!
SongHyora
#14
Hey~ I think you should explain that 'you' thing in your foreword or something, because a lot of people gets the wrong idea... me too.. before... -.- thanx :3
ilubgreentea1
#15
There's a little typo, it should be Fact 36, not 37. :3 This is hilarious X)