Society's boundless imperialism (or a tag game...)

 

Let’s play a tagging game!

rule one | post the rules
rule two | answer the set of questions the tagger set for you in their post (it'll be at the bottom) and then after, make your own eleven questions
rule three | tag eleven people and link them to your post
rule four | let them know you tagged them!

 tagged by: sweetieheart2

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one | Tell me one thing you dislike about your ultimate bias. Come on, nobody's perfect ;D

I honest to goodness find nothing non-attractive about Kim Jongin. 

But if I was forced at gunpoint to come up with something, I would redirect it with my favourite argument of the year and go on about how much I hate people who hate my sweet Kaisus because he is the front boy of EXO. Get over it.

...it was kind of related to him...

two | What would you do if your bias proposed to you right this very moment?

What kind of gay-ass teacher-

Be prepared kiddies.

I would stare into his eyes for at least three centuries, and once I had memorized exactly the way he looks at me, I would take him by the hand and we would dance through the stars and I would kiss him on the gloriously sweet corner of his voluptuous lips. Then the both of us would run away and have gorgeous children which we would raise to become harbingers of truth and assasin's of social ethic.

three | Is there a pairing that you absolutely despise/cannot find yourself shipping? If so, which one? :3

HunHan.

No offence guys, but could you get more unrealistic?

Dammit, now I feel the need to rant :\

ALL SHIPS ARE A FANGIRL/BOY'S PERSONAL OPINION AND STRANGE DREAM THAT IS WISHED TO BE TRUE. IN NO WAY DOES THIS WISHFUL THINKING GUARANTEE THAT THE COUPLE IN QUESTION IS ACTUALLY IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP*, AND SHIPPING SHOULD BE TREATED THUS.

*except for EunHae, they are obviously having mad passionate sex.

four | What's your favourite type of juice?

Mango and banana nector.

That shit is real.

five | Would you rather marry your bias yourself or have your OTP get married? >:)

Marry my bias.

Did you not read my argument above? /huffs/

six | Would you rather meet your bias in person once, though not one on one, or receive a lifetime supply of free KPOP merch?

Neither.

I would rather play the fiddle on the moon and ask the cat why society is becoming so awfully inverted.

seven | You are walking down the streets and two people call out to you from opposite ends. One is an old friend with whom you have lost contact for many years, the other is your bias. Running to one means the other will leave without you. Who do you choose to approach?

Kim-freaking-Jongin, people.

Seriously. 

eight | Is your bias actually the type of man you will be happy to marry, in a realistic way? (e.g. My bias is Jonghyun, but I would actually rather marry Onew, in real life and biasness aside)

I honestly believe that Kai and I would make a good couple, we have traits that seem to compliment each other. 

On the other hand, there is no way I can know exactly what he's like as a person, so I guess this questions remains...

UNANSWERED.

nine | What is your honest opinion of me? xD First impressions? Anything? *blinks innocently*

I ruv you, mia chingu-ah :D I ruv chatting to you, and your comments are so cute they make me wanna go and hug a lame rabbit or something <3

ten | Is there anyone in the KPOP industry who you think is overrated?

Rain.

He's freaking scary.

End of story.

eleven | Are you relieved that this is over or wishing for more of my groovy awesome questions? 8)

My fingers kind of hurt...

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THE CHIPPMEISTER'S SET OF MINDBLOWING-LY AWESOME QUESTIONES!

1. What is that one thing about your bias, that you think people don't notice as often as they should?
2. Old, new, borrowed or blue?
3. If you weren't into Kpop, what music would you lurk on mostly?
4. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings and why?
5. EXO or B.A.P and why?
6. If you could have one super power, what would it be and...why?
7. When you look at your ultimate bias, what do you think of first up?
8. Favourite government in history?
9. Kony? 
10. 'The Chippmeister'...thoughts?

 

I TAG YOOOOUUUUUUUUU~

TheAwkwardMomentWhen

WildLioness

Minspro

lee_xuan

CyJinliTurtle

Keychu

ShatteredMirrorFan

unt

noriboy

swabluu

Jileeah

 

Have fun kiddies!

~ The Chippmeister