I would like to preface this by saying that I write song parodies for fun NOT PROFIT.

I adore each and every SNSD member (yes, including Jessica) so all of this is written in good spirits. My creativity sometimes gets the better of me, and sometimes parodies just come naturally to me. 

This has been written for pure entertainment purposes in order for fans of SNSD to have a laugh. 

IT HAS NOT BEEN WRITTEN FOR ANY COMMERCIAL PURPOSES. 

Now that the housekeeping is out of the way. Here's some background information about me.  

As some of you may or may not know, I have been writing original songs/raps for years. Not only have I been writing original songs and raps for years but I have been writing parodies of songs from the American pop scene (since about 2005) and the K-Pop scene (since about 2014). I have never shared them before, however my friend kwon22 says they are hilarious (especially my K-Pop ones). So I have decided to share one of my many parodies with you all. This particular parody is of Taeyeon's Why (that was a summer bop y'all).  Now I must say, I am not a talented singer hence these are only the written lyrics of the parody. I'm sure you wouldn't want to hear me sing (I don't want my readers' ears to bleed haha). Anyways, enough of my rambling. Sharing this to lighten up someone's day and to spread laughter :) 

Why: Taeyeon (Song Parody)
Taeyeon, Jessica, Sunny, Tiffany, Hyoyeon, Yuri, Sooyoung, Yoona, Seohyun

Oh yeah yeah
Shirt...says I'm the Queen of Beers but, I want donuts.
I probably need some milk, with these donuts.
I've got a craving girls...
It's really bad ah.
You shouldn't eat junk oh man.
Need something to munch on!

Why, why, don't I just listen to Seo...but donuts.
Why, why, c'mon...this ain't fair!

They just looked so good, good, good yeah.
And they tasted really really great, great yeah.
Yoona wants to take 'em to work, work, Fany...
Is probably gonna eat all that...
And then complain that she's fat.
Gosh damn it why?!

Not to worry I'll just give them to Yuri.
She's the closest to the bin.  
But she fed 'em all to that pink pig.
Damn it Yul! Tae don't get b*tchy. Tiff likes food it's okay. 
Sooyoung, throw her out, Kwon Yuri makes me so so done.
Why, why...why....
Save donuts for me alright?
I have to go jogging. I have to hit the gym.
Tonight?
Yeah

Fany's obsessed with looking good, good, good, yeah.
Told her she's looking freaking great, great, yeah.
Yul wants to help Fany work, work out.
Yul, 'cause of donuts I'm fat.
I knew Fany would say that.

Not feeling real good, good, good, yeah
Soshi was doing great, great, yeah.
Wish Yoong hadn't taken these to work, work, Fany...
Has become a gym junkie.
Like she's training for UFC.
 Fany, why?!

Seohyun our unnies have lost it. I don't know, don't know what to do. 
I should have never bought Taeyeon those stupid donuts. The guilt is eating me up.
Our unnies are all just so dumb.
They're making my head very numb.
We're fallin', we're fallin', we're fallin' to doo-doo!

Donuts are pretty good, good, good, yeah.
But what's better is wine, wine, yeah.
Who cares about work, work, girlies!
Let's just turn this sh*t right up,
And not give a flying .
Tiff/Yuri/Soo/Sunny: Hyo, this idea was good, good, good, yeah
Yoona/Seo: But you know what is great, great, yeah?
Thanks to you, we don't have place to work, work, drunkard!
But if you were all still friends with me,
You could work for B&E.
You could fly. 

Moral of the story: Yoona should have never bought those donuts for Taeyeon. Taeyeon should have listened to Seohyun (the wise not so old maknae), and since when do you trust a prankster like Yuri to do anything correctly? Well thanks to party-animal Hyoyeon getting them all fired, they might need to strike up a contract with their dear old friend Jessica. And I guess Tiffany's aspiration is to be the new Ronda Rousey...or something lmao! 

Anyways, this is just a small taste of my parodies. I have several more sitting around + original songs/raps that I have written too. Let me know if you would like to read more of these parodies. 

~BITW001