Need some help - thoughts?

What's up, kids. 

 

I've been thinking. Since my angry reviews usually take up a lot of space but reaches a small audience, I had an idea which entails starting a review shop. I'd accept stories but also post the ones that I anonymously reviewed (or not? Maybe?). What do y'all think? If I do indeed start up a shop I'd also need some help with the layout graphics. 

 

I don't know what I'll call it yet, though. 

 

You Reviews? 

Tear Your To Shreds Reviews? 

Only If You Dare Reviews?

"How About No" Review Shop? 

 

Gimme your thoughts in the comments. I want some feedback on this. 

 

Oh, wait. I got it. 

I know what I'll call it. 

 

Unfiltered Reviews. 

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sheeiinewrites
#1
You Reviews or Unfiltered Reviews sounds good to me :) Honestly, I love your rants and honest opinions, there's not enough people like you out there
bts_98 #2
Ohhhh, those are great ideas xD They all have a ring to it but my personal favorite is "how about no" - it's cruel in the way it's stated so coldly.
The first two are almost insulting and maybe cross the line to too much and the other two are strangely almost clichéd. Not when it comes to the idea behind the title, but just generally, they sound like something I could have heard before... just my personal opinion though. Any of these sound like there's a great review shop hiding behind the title^^
hamsterboo
#3
I like How About No Review Shop :D
and honestly, I would be the first in line to get my fic reviewed lol
ExoticMia
#4
I like " You Reviews" and "How About No Reviews", though I think the first one could get you in a spat of trouble because of language and .
Unfiltered Reviews sounds a lot nicer than what you'd be doing though.
Also, please for the love of this delicious bowl of Eddsworld cereal don't review my stories >> I'm not satisfied with any of them.
Mishtique
#5
i do like Tear Your To Shreds Reviews ~
vividimole
#6
Tear Your To Shreds Reviews? Ahaha I cried XD
I would go with "Only If You Dare Reviews". I don't know much about layouts, but there are shops where you can find many.
Here's one:
http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/425676/edelweiss-open-source-codes-shop-layouts-layout-layoutshop
bohubear
#7
Only If You Dare Reviews has a certain ring to it, I don't know. Subtly passive-aggressive, but definitely threatening enough. I think a review shop would be a good idea, especially for those looking for improvement. If I wasn't absolute at layouts, I'd offer you my help, but I am absolute e at it.