Once again we have another lesson.
If you haven't read the one before then click on this link before I burst out of your closets and force you to click the link but then you still end up clicking on the link anyways because I'm linking it to this sentence.
How to make your day fun.
You'd only be reading this probably because you have no life and everyday is boring so you just stay home on the computer like me typing this out right now but boy I bet this is hurting your eyes right? Because of the crossout of course yes yes. You are bored.
The first rule in having a fun day is:
Annoy the fork out of someone.
Until they literally shit a fork.
You can annoy them in many different ways but the most common are:
Singing the Batman Theme Song everytime he/she tries to say something.
Another way is to repeat everything they say or repeat the opposite of what they say as in the example below.
Finally the most original.
When someones asks you something tell them.
"Would you like fries with that?"
The second rule which is less annoying and funny for everyone.
Make as many puns as you can pun because being punny is funny.
I am still laughing over the moustache one.
Another one is to bum someone out with their own pun.
I don't know what it's called but whatever.
I'm eating lobster noodles.
Another way to make your day fun is to search up stuff on Tumblr.
Whether it's porn or not it's different for everyone.
Here are a few that make the best sense because I chose them.
Also I don't really think this counts as a lesson any more because I'm pretty much just spamming stuff from Tumblr because it's oh-so-awesome but then again eh, it's just for the lols.
No offense to blondes. I just find this too funny.
Hell yeah! PANDAS.
Now to finish this off I shall mindblow you.
Also have you realized?
I have made your day just even a little bit more fun/nier.
Have a nice day.
I shall spam the rest of the Tumblr stuff with things that I like which isn't funny but more inspirational.
For the next lesson we shall learn about how to eat.
We're starting back from square one.
Dan Style Lesson #3: How to eat.
I hope you have learned something and will use it to make your day fun.
Also Winnie The Pooh is one of the best quoters ever.