The Cymbals of Z.Tao; Teaser

Sequel to 'Break ups, Patch ups and Catch ups; The Z.Tao Edition'
 

Note: Not to be taken seriously
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As part of my critical evaluation into the mysterious mind of the the panda in its natural habitat, I decided to judge the teaser.


After scrolling through many witty blogs and wikihow articles about sarcastic writing without absorbing any sardonic superpowers, I gave up and opted to pull out my own dynamite.

Did you watch the video? If not, please do enjoy the anesthetics and study the analytics as I present them. If so, I request you watch the video anyway.

Fleeting through the whole thing the viewer is left with thoughtful questions not dissimilar to, 'Wtf did I just watch?' However significant slicing into symbolism points severely at a pathcode in need of deduction.

The dumping of T.A.O into the turbulent waters is a clear metaphor of 'pain.' The panda is seen to be preserving, doing his best to hold on, lest his injuries drown him. He is an epitome of a shell, the shell of a man who could never be his best. Intrigued, the viewer is set to think, 'Hm... where have I seen that before?'

The shoe at 0.24 sec. illustrates that TAO may perhaps have a bigger shoe size than his old coworkers. This emphasizes that he is destined for bigger and better things. Thus explaining his departure, from one of the smallest counties in the world to the largest, geographically, cementing the fact that we are indeed living in a material world and that diamonds, or in this case, Gucci is forever.

Eventually he is washed ashore, a helping hand given from the Heavens. He lies there, directionless, bleak. Then he gets up and staggers before the waves pull him under the sea. His shoe is left for anyone who wants to try and fill it (it is rather large, though). Despite it all he continues to trudge into the sunset, towards a better tomorrow.


Flash images of intimacy, reels of numbers, and love pertain. This adds suspicion like: did TaoHun perhaps never exist in de Lulu's fallacy? While some will cry, 'what farcical nonsense!' others will begin their own quest of resurrection, digging through endless surveillance of fancam action to boast their equity.
 

To surmise this teaser is an unoffical, clamorous attack towards Zitao's time at SM Entertainment, the MV is sure to be deliciously  controversial. Stay tuned for more and remember: not all hearts are made of paper. If they were, Zitao might have called 'cheque, mate' much, much, much earlier.